Post by Dope Soup on Aug 9, 2005 8:10:00 GMT -5
Doc - "Hello, how can I help you"
Man - "I've got an orange cock!"
Doc - "What!"
Man - "My cock - it's turned bright orange."
Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress
Man - "Not really"
Doc - "What about stress at work"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the
salary and I feel really appreciated"
Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life"
Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and
put me down every chance she got."
Doc - "That sounds stressful"
Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "I see, what about your social life"
Man - "Social life I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really What do you do in your spare time"
Man - "Watch porn and eat [glow=orange,2,300]Cheese Puffs[/glow]."
Man - "I've got an orange cock!"
Doc - "What!"
Man - "My cock - it's turned bright orange."
Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress
Man - "Not really"
Doc - "What about stress at work"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the
salary and I feel really appreciated"
Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life"
Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and
put me down every chance she got."
Doc - "That sounds stressful"
Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "I see, what about your social life"
Man - "Social life I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really What do you do in your spare time"
Man - "Watch porn and eat [glow=orange,2,300]Cheese Puffs[/glow]."
I love porn and Cheese Puffs but they don't go together... or do they...
